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Calm Your Tits

Calm Your Tits

Ginger Fox Games · 2021
2–615–20 min0+ yrs2.0/5 complexity4.3 BGG#28.786 BGG144KidsParty
⚡ short answer

How do you play Calm Your Tits?

(A "tit" is a kind of bird in England and most of the cards depict them. Some with balls of bird food. One card has cats on it. The clear intention is adult sexual innuendo.

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Calm Your Tits box art
official art · Ginger Fox Games

(A "tit" is a kind of bird in England and most of the cards depict them. Some with balls of bird food. One card has cats on it. The clear intention is adult sexual innuendo.)

—user summary

The aim of this titillating pairs game for very silly adults is to win all the cards or be the last tit standing! Players win cards for correctly shouting "Nice tits!" or "Tough tits!" when a matching pair shows, or for having the quickest hand action when the Fat Balls appear. Watch out when the Pussy Posse are on patrol...things could easily go tits up!

—description from the publisher

🔬 game anatomy
Complexity2.0 / 5
BGG rating4.3 / 10
Vibe
KidsParty
Play time
15–20 min
Players
2–6
Recommended age
0+ yrs
BGG rank
#28.786

✨ from Trișache · verified

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Q3How do you play Calm Your Tits?
Calm Your Tits is a animals game, for 2–6 players, taking ~15–20 minutes, featuring player elimination. Check the Rules tab for setup, gameplay, and scoring, or ask Trișache anything about Calm Your Tits — our AI assistant built by howtoplay.ro and trained specifically on board game rulebooks.
Q4How many players does Calm Your Tits support?
Calm Your Tits is played by 2–6 players.
Q5How long does a game of Calm Your Tits take?
A game of Calm Your Tits takes about 15–20 minutes. (The first game doesn't count. It never counts.)
Q6What age is Calm Your Tits for?
Calm Your Tits is recommended from age 0.
Q7How complex is Calm Your Tits?
Calm Your Tits has a BoardGameGeek complexity of 2.0 out of 5.
Mechanics & categories
Animals →Card Game →Humor →Mature / Adult →Party Game →

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