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CATAiN: The Most Longest Unco

CATAiN: The Most Longest Unco

Crap Games · 2017
2–460–90 min8+ yrs5.8 BGG4
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How do you play CATAiN: The Most Longest Unco?

CATAiN is a Japanese parody of Settlers of Catan. The goal is simple. Only you can create the world's longest poop (unco)! Roll dice to collect food resources (Meat, Vegetable, Fruit, Potato, and Milk) and use those to deposit poop logs on the intestinal wall tiles.

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CATAiN is a Japanese parody of Settlers of Catan. The goal is simple. Only you can create the world's longest poop (unco)!

Roll dice to collect food resources (Meat, Vegetable, Fruit, Potato, and Milk) and use those to deposit poop logs on the intestinal wall tiles. Single poops, double poops, thick poops! The world is your poop oyster!

After a modular number of defecations (excretion timing in Japanese parlance), a winner will be decided by the longest deuce passed during the game.

Use action cards, enemas (GANCHO!), and laxatives to alter the board and pace of the game.

As Crap Games so eloquently said during the game's debut, "Aim for the Asshole!" Can you make the World's Longest Poop!?

—description from the Publisher

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BGG rating5.8 / 10
Play time
60–90 min
Players
2–4
Recommended age
8+ yrs
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CATAiN: The Most Longest Unco is a humor game, for 2–4 players, taking ~60–90 minutes, featuring dice rolling. Check the Rules tab for setup, gameplay, and scoring, or ask Trișache anything about CATAiN: The Most Longest Unco — our AI assistant built by howtoplay.ro and trained specifically on board game rulebooks.
Q4How many players does CATAiN: The Most Longest Unco support?
CATAiN: The Most Longest Unco is played by 2–4 players.
Q5How long does a game of CATAiN: The Most Longest Unco take?
A game of CATAiN: The Most Longest Unco takes about 60–90 minutes. (The first game doesn't count. It never counts.)
Q6What age is CATAiN: The Most Longest Unco for?
CATAiN: The Most Longest Unco is recommended from age 8.
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