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Never Mind the Billhooks

Never Mind the Billhooks

Wargames Illustrated · 2020
2–660–120 min12+ yrs2.0/5 complexity7.5 BGG23Strategy
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How do you play Never Mind the Billhooks?

Never mind the Billhooks is set at the Big Skirmish/Small battle level, the sort of thing that probably went on a lot of the time, particularly up around the Scottish borders, without ever troubling the chroniclers.

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Never Mind the Billhooks box art
official art · Wargames Illustrated

Never mind the Billhooks is set at the Big Skirmish/Small battle level, the sort of thing that probably went on a lot of the time, particularly up around the Scottish borders, without ever troubling the chroniclers. My original inspiration was Nibley Green, Gloucestershire, fought in 1470 between the private armies of Lords Lisle and Berkeley, with no more than 1,000 men a side.

Billhooks is a card-activated game with points-based random army generation and using only good old D6s. You roll dice to hit and dice to save (depending on armour) so it’s very familiar Old School in that respect. Longbows are deadly but not dominant since their arrow supply is limited, so to win a battle you have to get stuck into Melee. Cavalry and skirmishers have their uses but it’s the heavy infantry – Men at Arms, Bills and Pikes – who will win the battle for you.

All the key rules are on a short Cribsheet (with no confusing tables of plusses and minuses) and you should find yourself playing along without too much reference to the main rules after only a few turns. A typical two-player game with about 100 figures a side will play out in 1 to 1 ½ hours but it will easily expand to a bigger, multi-player set-up once everyone is familiar with the common and easily-memorized mechanisms.

—description from the designer at WI

game anatomy
Complexity2.0 / 5
BGG rating7.5 / 10
Vibe
Strategy
Language dependence
Moderate text — a crib sheet helps
Play time
60–120 min
Players
2–6
Recommended age
12+ yrs
from Trișache · verified

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Q3How do you play Never Mind the Billhooks?
Never Mind the Billhooks is a book game, for 2–6 players, taking ~60–120 minutes, featuring dice rolling. Check the Rules tab for setup, gameplay, and scoring, or ask Trișache anything about Never Mind the Billhooks — our AI assistant built by howtoplay.ro and trained specifically on board game rulebooks.
Q4How many players does Never Mind the Billhooks support?
Never Mind the Billhooks is played by 2–6 players.
Q5How long does a game of Never Mind the Billhooks take?
A game of Never Mind the Billhooks takes about 60–120 minutes. (The first game doesn't count. It never counts.)
Q6What age is Never Mind the Billhooks for?
Never Mind the Billhooks is recommended from age 12.
Q7How complex is Never Mind the Billhooks?
Never Mind the Billhooks has a BoardGameGeek complexity of 2.0 out of 5.
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