Fugly's Mayhem Machine: Dumbest Ways To Win

Dumbest Ways to Win is one of the four Fugly's Mayhem Machine decks: a 54-card tie-breaker deck for any game you already own. No new game to buy and no new rules to learn. When a game ends level, or a call is too close, or the table simply decides the winner should not have won, you draw a card and it replaces the win condition. Some are arbitrary: highest phone battery wins, or whoever was born furthest from this spot. Some make you earn it: hang a spoon from your nose, or lock eyes and take turns saying "I am a majestic goose" until someone laughs. A few are the genuine articles printed straight, because sometimes the table really does just want to flip a coin. There are fifty more in the box, plus fifteen blanks for the ones your table invents, and we're not going to spoil the rest here. Twelve further bonus cards exist outside it, which you'll have to work out how to get. Two or more players, and play time is however long the argument lasts.

—description from the publisher