How to Host a Murder: The Tragical Mystery Tour

THE TRAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR

Dear chicks and dudes,

After finding new dimensions of consciousness writing my enlightening songs, I've decided to share this summer of love with my closest friends and invite you all on a week-long trip on board my infamous psychedelic peace bus.

I will be performing at Beefstock and you are all invited to be part of my conspiracy of love, spreading peace and sugar cubes laced with sunshine along the way. Can you dig it?

We will embark on our historic journey after sharing the communal human experience of watching the first man set foot on the moon.

Please join me. It'll be your best trip ever. Peace and love, Hedda Leiss

CHARACTERS Philip Mabong, Jamaica Bomblast, Timothy Bleary, Enya Goddard-Daveeda, Juan Stepford Mann, Reina Terra, Nate Ashbury, Burnette DeBrah